This is a true story. A friend of mine met a sexy dude while out on a hike, and got all excited when he invited her to go to a festival in his home city.

Here the dude is saying 'Hey, baby'. But with just an eyebrow.

Here the dude is saying 'Hey, baby'. But with just an eyebrow.

I call this panel, 'the calculation'.

I call this panel, 'the calculation'.

"Come and visit me on the 22nd..."

"Come and visit me on the 22nd..."

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I'd like you to meet Sanjay.

My Indian dwarf boyfriend.

TL,DR: The sexy dude my friend had a crush on turned out to be gay, and his boyfriend was a very short Indian dude with a full beard.